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The Real Question (lemmy.ml)

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[–] Hardeehar 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't like to say "I killed the plant", per se.

I like to say "I keep it in a complex perpetual interplay of life and death".

A Schroedinger's plant, you could say.

[–] Sheltac 6 points 1 year ago

It’s not a dead plant, it’s an art installation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My basil plant was not able to keep up with demand.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's ferns for me. Not a single one has survived.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ferns managed to outlive the dinosaurs and survived a fucking cataclysmic meteor

But you managed to kill them?

Respect

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Multiple times! Different types of fern, different rooms, different ways of watering, levels of light, fertiliser, misting with water... it made me half mad. I had to ban myself from buying more.