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submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You just have to appreciate the craftsmanship of a good, clever, witty insult. Can't really get mad!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I used to wash up after a work shift in the locker room . But my post work wash up would get water everywhere, one of my coworkers from that day on called me “bird bath”

[–] Boozilla 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that's a good one.

Your feathers are pristine, BTW.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thank you, if i was a bird i guess i would be a cardinal or maybe a blue jay although if i could really choose, i would be a red tail Hawk

[–] Boozilla 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've been called a turkey many times.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Turkey hawk, best of both worlds right there imo

[–] Brekky 1 points 9 months ago

Your username makes this even funnier btw

[–] unreachable 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

[–] aeronmelon 1 points 9 months ago

Is that Brent Rambo?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can do that (not on command tho).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Give me one i haven’t heard

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What did i just say ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I read i can do that….. my bad lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Nah just kidding your alright mate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I told a crusty old E8 supply sergeant (we would always give each other shit) he was so old he watched his family die on the Oregon Trail.