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Magic the Dad Bod (self.mtg)
submitted 1 year ago by neoschwarz to c/[email protected]
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Conversation with my girlfriend spawned this question:

What card do you specifically thing displays the most accurate dad bod in all of magic. Bonus points if it's not a comedy card/ is presented in the stanrd mighty thirst-trap way.

My vote is for the SLD Bearscape

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's only one right answer to this question, and it's [[Dwarven Miner]]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We do get access to some of the best dad bod pop-culture has to offer (albeit covered up in the card itself) on [[Chief Jim Hopper]]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[[Bruse Tarl, Boorish Herder]]

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm partial to [[Joven]]. He's going through a midlife crisis reliving his glory days in a heavy metal band

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

[[Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy]]??

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[[Dryad of the Ilysian Grove]] is another good one. Got the sexy pose and everything