Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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submitted 10 months ago by nifty to c/microblogmemes

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[–] hperrin 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Same piss? That would mean…

[–] SmackemWittadic 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They pissed in two pairs of pants at once?

[–] Persen 6 points 10 months ago

Or drank their own piss and pissed themselves again.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Multitasking!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

We don't need AI images there's already a stock photo of everything

[–] EdibleFriend 19 points 10 months ago

I know this is gonna slip out of my mouth at the worst possible time in the future.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hey I like it.

[–] Frozengyro 4 points 10 months ago

SSDD

[–] Whippygoatcream 3 points 10 months ago

I stole a phrase from a previous coworker that I have since used in place of "You know what I'm saying?" Or "Picking up what you're putting down."

Now I like to say to people "Do you smell what I'm stepping in?"

I found it hilarious at the time and shamelessly stole the phrase lol

[–] HootinNHollerin 2 points 10 months ago