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[–] sagrotan 2 points 6 months ago

"I'll send your teeth brush to the unemployment office" or "Carmine, you sit in the front seat, I wanna stretch my legs", I for myself like to use "you have my undivided attention now", freaks people out. Don't have to use it very often, one or 2 times in my life in earnest. Add Jack Nicholson smile for good measure.

[–] _lilith 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"I will eat your babies" stole it from always sunny. Used it once, ended a road rage incident

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will fuck your throat hole

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I will tongue punch your fart box.

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[–] TheBat 0 points 6 months ago
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