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Armie's Chocolate Experience (startrek.website)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] cybervseas 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nice. Hopefully no kids left in tears. Only androids.

Reference, I'm pretty sure: https://www.vox.com/technology/2024/2/28/24086217/willy-wonka-glasgow-scotland

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hardly conclusive, Mister Cybervseas, as Androids have no tear-ducts.

[–] cybervseas 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No way Data didn't have tear ducts. He has all kinds of biosynthetic lubricants in his body, so I assume he was capable of all human secretions. He is, after all, fully functional.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Old Doc Soong has a spreadsheet on his computer with exact specs on Data's cum. How much protein, flavor, moisture, production capacity, flow capacity, pressure specs, the list goes on. I wonder how he tested all of that? Working alone in his lab. They did call him Often Wrong Soong, so it was probably a long road of trial and error.

[–] kaitco 5 points 9 months ago

Dude…not everything needs to be shared with the group.

[–] JWBananas 2 points 9 months ago

What a terrible day to be literate