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[–] Delta_V 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

idk why but my dick hurts whenever i look at this one

[–] [email protected] 45 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wanna see bottom right fly itself into top left

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago

Rip antononononononononov

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's why I never invite people to visit my GitHub page 😂

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Spider89 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Spiralvortexisalie 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to visit but it kept insisting on only absolutely propriety software, so I had to abort.

[–] Spider89 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Stay curious..... Forever. Lol

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago

Don't worry, you'll have a bright future at Boeing.

[–] CptEnder 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

#2 oh shit we goin to Phlostan Paradise?!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] phreekno 8 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Build in public, meanwhile the projects: