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Scooby Doo was here earlier and he didn't have a problem with my burgers!
Secret Panel HERE πŸ” https://tapas.io/episode/3111597


(Originally published earlier today on mastodon.social)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Tal burgers are one of my pet peeves. We need to make burgers wider, not taller!

[–] gac11 2 points 7 months ago

I have the same opinion. I will not give a restaurant my business if they make something too tall to eat

[–] Odo 2 points 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

the chef’s little mustache really sells this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I feel like swallowing the entire burger in one gulp and slowly digesting it over months would lose some of the joy of eating a burger.
But perhaps I am being species-ist.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

that should be prohibited by law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

*Weird Burger King commercials intensify*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I laughed so hard