I wanna share my latest poem I made 2 weeks ago

King of Dirt

I eat myself full of dirt

Of the Dirt I thought I conquered

The dirt I thought I won over but in truth

It was nothing but an obvious case of denial and an overinflated ego

It is dirt borne of half baked resolve and clown juice

When will I learn to take things seriously

When will this dirt be the true works of my labour

Here I lay, reigning over these piles of dirt I've convinced myself I have

My magnum opus, the greatest king of all

My king of dirt

wakey wakey bancuh kopi makan pagi zzZZzzZZ lagi

Shiet, sad that i have to work, reading the saucy stuff of lemmyworld hack is entertaining and educational.

Sial. Dah Hari isnin.

Did not expect my post to promote the Kdrama community to provoke anti-Lemmy posts, but this is Mastodon 🤣

Downloaded a mobile version and now it sits next to my Reddit.

Also tried Threads. Immediately got a bunch of Muslim accounts on For You. I don't follow any on Instagram neither am I Muslim.

Will wait till my feed stabilizes back to my usual diet of left wing shitposts and music memes.

looks like today's theme for me is search engines, already found:

1. https://search-lemmy.com/ for searching lemmy
2. https://searchengine.party/ for the usual web search engines

Shit, lemmy world got hacked, click on that Israel will lead you to explicit picture of a bunch of naked old man sucking each other, and also pop's up lead to porn site.

Avoid at all cost.

In "Aladdin" (1992), Jaafar has a great nugget of wisdom:

"You've heard of the Golden Rule, haven't you? Whoever has the gold, makes the rules."

He also has a misogynistic but witty quote:

"You are speechless I see. A fine quality in a wife!"

Lol in TIL https://mstdn.social/@luthien1126/110688554931557151

btw if anyone is also exploring fedi side of the microblogs (your insta, tumblr, twitter equivalent - there's even an FB one), and are looking for more hashtags to follow as you set up your account (as you don't have to follow accounts, you can also just follow hashtags):

• Histodon
• Bookstodon
• Bloomscrolling
• Florespondence
• TootSEA
• MYToots
• MakanApaToday (belated also can)
• PlaylistSEA (music recs; doesn't have to be current)
• FilmSEA
• ArtistSEA or ArtSEA
• CatsOfMastodon
• LawFedi

the Malaysians are still workshopping if we want to call ourselves Feditiam or Feditory so the ones who layan this are tagging one or the other, lol.