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[–] nuzzlerat 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Normalize software letting you fuck around and find out

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

sudo rm -rf *

~ $

[–] nuzzlerat 8 points 2 years ago

Me when I write the command to burn down my entire computer and it does exactly what I asked it to

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I did exactly this a few months ago on my NextCloud instance. Much sad ensued that evening.

[–] ccf 3 points 2 years ago

this is why i always press tab to expand any * i type

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

We're about to find out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Krieger you are my muse

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

yeah well NPM, it's either this or I nuke the very ground you're standing on

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Spoiler: I don't