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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

We had a girl, who tortured worms and snails in school. I was scared of her.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Show him Jordan N Peterson videos.

[–] EdibleFriend 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

and the internet!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I shot a bird once, with a pellet gun.

I felt fucking awful. Never will I kill something again with intent like that.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

adoped french child

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Enroll him at Le Cordon Bleu? Make sure he knows how to properly prepare frog legs and what sauce to pair them with.

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