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How realistic is Cocaine Bear? (kbin.run)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Realistically, that bear should have died pretty quick from the amount of coke it ingested right? Didn't the real one die in a few minutes?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

It is as realistic as that other nature documentary, Sharknado.

[–] darthsid 4 points 9 months ago

In the real story on which the movie is based off, the bear dies pretty much after going on a coke binge. Thus proving that bears can also die rockstar deaths.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Im quite sure the real bear swapped a gambling addiction for trading stock market shares, estranged itself from its friends with mood swings and a sudden personality change, contracted gonorrhoea at a cheap brothel and then died

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I think the true story shows you what would realistically happen. There's probably an amount of cocaine that would allow the bear to survive for a while but it's less than a few bricks.