this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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[–] TheYear2525 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pro tip: stop wanking right before falling asleep, and you won’t have cum clogs in your pee hose in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could try sitting down

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No that will severely damage my masculinity, Or something like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

For anyone who is concerned, that's covered under the feminism warranty. Any masculinity that breaks while sitting on the toilet is compensated with a free voucher to revisit what masculinity means today and why it is perceived as demeaning to do stereotypically feminine things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Oh okay, then clean up your piss like a real man I guess 😉

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

But by then the damage has already been done.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Sit down ffs