this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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Clan Malkavian

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Welcome to the Madness Network.

Rules:

  1. Fishmalks will be ridiculed.
  2. Fishmalks will be ridiculed.
  3. Don't wake Malkav.
  4. Fuck Baba Yaga
  5. I forgot what 8 was for!
  6. You can listen to the voices, but if you start answering back, you might be a Malkav! Here's your sign, get'er dead.
  7. Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated

All Rules will be enforced, maybe, probably, can you spare some change?

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Even if you're all figments of my imagination, I'm happy to be here. I recently started playing my first VtM game with a Malkavian character in 20th.

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[–] bwok_bwok 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's nice to have you, welcome to the group, you're welcome to share with the group at any time, but we would prefer it if you wore trousers next time.

Would anyone like to share what brought them to group therapy?

[–] WallCactus 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] bwok_bwok 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At least you're not peein-... Oh... Well... That's unfortunate

[–] WallCactus 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. It was brief because that's all I have left.