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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What with Chinese with their near-impossible feats?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

From someone who had Chinese roommates: torture from their families, society and themselves.

Sleep? 4 hours is enough. Do it in the library. Food? Has to go fast. Socializing? They better also be studying 24/7. Depression? You're not my son/daughter anymore.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

What is this meme about? "Competition", "Leaderboard", "Waiting for the timer to hit 0:00"? I am so confused.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's about how I applied to an associate engineer position, made it through 3 rounds of interviews, then got rejected only to find out they hired a senior engineer with over a decade of experience at AWS. /rant

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Lesson learned: aim for the manager spot to order those folks around

[–] NuclearArmWrestling 8 points 1 year ago

XHTML 1.1 is much more elegant than HTML 2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I've been coding for a long time, and I think I've worked with all these archetypes. Too real.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

You really just threw "generic Chinese name" into some translator didn't you lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

We’ll shit imma be out of a jerb with this competition.

[–] desmosthenes 4 points 1 year ago

lololol attacked again

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I love this!

[–] mrlavallee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] navitux 2 points 1 year ago

Oh boy, I'm soooo f*cked up

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