"Shepard, I need you to read a bedtime story to the salarian councilor, but DO NOT tell Anderson."
You don't need to use your real info here in order to make a fun one, so do your worst!
this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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We're really screwed here, aren't we admiral?
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Well, Admiral, I'll have to refuse to obey that order as a certain quarian would kick my ass otherwise.
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Well gee, Hackett, I didn’t know that’s how they were phrasing it these days!
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I don't even know what to do with myself now. 😂
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Sounds lore accurate
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