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Showerthoughts

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Some people require too much time for even simple tasks.Its not because they are lazy, but they just enjoy it like masturbation. The more time taken to finish, the more pleasure.

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[–] TootSweet 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Showerthoughts is weird now-a-days.

This is one of the less weird ones.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago

There have been some bangers lately

My favorite are the really unhinged ones where the OP refuses to elaborate, and you're left with a slightly unsettling feeling about the whole thing, as if you just brushed with the Unabomber's arm in a crowd

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I need 1 hour to get ready to work in the morning, even if i just need to get a shirt and a pair of pants on: not because I'm lazy, but because my brain takes 2 hours to finish booting and when i wake up my conception of time is completely skewed and pretty mutch i look like a robot on autopilot, after those two hours you may be able to have a sensible conversation with me; before of that you'll be lucky i answer something even remotely correct

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Wrong. I'm just lazy.

[–] Protoknuckles 1 points 9 months ago