this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There is missing a

Everyone is admin, please don't do something destructive

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

just add a few more if else statements for every single user when they sign up, no need to set up a database or anything

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I know it's a meme, but you should switch to argon2.

[–] toofarapart 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why did you type bunch of *s?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] dissonant 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you make the e a 3 you become instantly unhackable

[–] TakethAway 2 points 1 year ago
[–] dissonant 2 points 1 year ago
[–] assa123 2 points 1 year ago

At least in the last case only one password is breached and the damage is contained to that service (no user/pass data to sell).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

What is that indentation I wanna kick whoever put a new line before the username test