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What? You never read Karl Marx's famous work: Communism is When You Steal Back Office Supplies From the Bourgeoisie

from: https://existentialcomics.com/comic/240

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[–] Asafum 21 points 2 years ago

See this is how I know Lemmy hasn't caught on quite yet. If this were Reddit I'd see a ton of "LaBoR vAlUe ThEoRy BaD!" Comments from reddit "economists."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago

Based. Wage theft (literally withholding wages from workers) is way a way larger source of theft than any petty theft or time theft. And that’s the wages capitalists have promised them, not the wages they deserve through the labor theory of value.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I didn’t steal office supplies at my last job since I didn’t work in an office but damn did I drink up all the hot chocolate provided, way more than they thought I should lol. Not the best example but it’s all I got.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This has me crying laughing imagining your boss confronting you about it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I would never steal - I am not a big supporter of redistribution of goods in a workplace. It's not one of the most ethical ways to recompensate for the stolen labor and not a point of honor. I totally don't have a drawer full of trophies.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This does sound like him all right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

King Missile wrote a whole song about this https://youtu.be/KIXz_vzROrw

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