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What do you think a Filipino Corporation would do with two cows?

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[โ€“] DaCrazyJamez 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You tell everyone you have two cows and they are doing well. You actually have none. Everyone votes for you anyways.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Damn, this one's old. I read it literally 20 years ago. Though I don't remember the Greek and Iraqi ones, maybe those are new.

[โ€“] MuffinCupcakeHeeler 5 points 1 year ago

A Filipino Corporation

You have one cow. You drink Ginebra. You have two cows.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You have 2 cows.

Your neighbor sees the growth of your cows, copies your strategy and makes sure that you're not the only successful cow owner.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Cows are living beings who shouldn't be property and shouldn't be exploited for profit/taste.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

thats a throwback, my grandads milking parlour had a version of that as a poster on the wall back in early 90s.

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