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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If I did the math right a single dude would have to eat a little under 165 million spiders a day to up the world wide average to 8 per year.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That's actually Peter Parker. He's convinced if he eats enough spiders he'll be 50% spiders and 50% man, and therefore be Spider-Man. But I think he's forgetting the Hyphen.