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[–] psud 6 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Back when I was 6, in 1983, my uncle who worked in the oil industry told me about global warming.

I could totally have been a real radical environmentalist, but I was 6.

A second time around that talk would have an impact, and with some foresight for the next 40 years. I think no one would be surprised if I devoted everything to fixing global warming - they might be surprised at my success in the stock market.

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[–] Daft_ish 5 points 1 year ago

I guess you have to take time. It's invaluable. Plus you have great investment opportunities.

[–] F_Haxhausen 5 points 1 year ago

Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Red pill if it means I go back in time to when I was 6yrs old. Blue pill if not.

Edit: having to live through puberty again would be painful, but there's a fair amount of stuff I could, and likely would, do a lot differently.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

With the red pill I would have knowledge of my neuro oddness stuff which would have been SUPER FUCKING HELPFUL. I could have avoided all the self inflicted misery of middle and high school. I only can guess at what I would be doing as an adult if I were a self aware and confident kid.

Don't get me wrong, I love my life despite the path that I took to get here but I feel bad for little me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

Everyone is choosing red because they think they would be rich, but would they?

Imagine having the knowledge, that you knowingly stepped back in time, and all of your memories are now not real. They won't happen again unless you actually act exactly as you had before. No one believes anything you say because you are 6. You're forced to go through school again at 6.

Let's say you use your genius to progress quickly through school. Those sorts of kids become famous prodigies. You would end up on the talk show circuit with Ellen.

You would also know way more about your parents than you should at that age, and cause familial issues that would land you on Dr. Phil.

Imagine how torturous it would be to relive every moment, not being able to convince anyone of anything due to your age, unless you give up the fact that you were somehow sent back in time and know the future. Would you be able to convince your family without going insane? Would any government agency take qcute interest in your foresight? Imagine having to keep a level head while also going through puberty a second time.

How much will your presence affect the timeline? Maybe your first big move to get rich causes all subsequent moves to not exist. Maybe your parents hate you. Maybe it's chaos theory. Maybe you end up taking a path away from opulence and become an addict due to the constant anxiety, regret and boredom. Maybe you become a nihilistic mess that drives you to a worse life than you had before.

I'd take the definite of $10M. I know what I would do with it right now. I know it would be good.

Edit: a downvote without a reply telling me how I'm wrong is really an upvote.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd "suffer" through school again happily if I could take some opportunities that once passed me by. I was at a good age when Bitcoin hit the scene. I thought it was not very interesting and probably wouldn't amount to much.... At a time where you could get several a day with little more than the computing power of an era appropriate smartphone.

$10M now vs mining as many Bitcoin as you could back then, and then cashing out when it peaked in 2021.... Just that simple change and the 10M seems like nothing.

I also made some strategic errors in my youth, dropping out of school and going to work full time at a dead end retail job, and working there for years before deciding to go and finish my education. I had saved nothing from my time working and put myself pretty deep into debt by the end of it.

By the time I graduated, I was pushing 30, I was something like six figures in debt, and I had no job prospects. I ended up working at a call center.

So yeah, I'll suffer through grade school and high school again if it means I can do it right. I wouldn't excel so much that I stood out... Maybe just enough to skip a grade, get started on college just a little bit sooner. Invest any money I had into Apple or something, right before the big iPhone explosion. I would still be financially set for life, knowing what I know.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
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[–] camelbeard 5 points 1 year ago

Red, that would give me 30+ years of life. I would also try to get older healthier.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

which is one digests better in my ass?

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[–] jagungal 5 points 1 year ago

Blue. I wouldn't change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Red pill duh

[–] troglodytis 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

6 year old me was unhappy enough without a plethora of knowledge and absolutely nothing to do with that.

I'll have the money please, I got some ideas to make 6 year olds less unhappy.

For the statistics: 40s, successful, no family.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck binary choices. I'm taking both. Radical free will baby!

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

blue pill, my existing knowledge won't help me cause I'm not in a position to actually change things. 10 million dollars though... I could invest that and call it a day

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am taking both. Thank you. Nobody said that it is exclusive choice.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 year ago

Hold on I have to look up all the winning games so I can become a billionaire just by gambling.

After that red pill all the way

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Red pill so I can become powerful enough to end everyone's need for money

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