this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2023
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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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In a world where creatures hunt you by sound hardwood must be a no-go. There's got to be a market for shag carpet so why not sell it at movie theater concession stands along with all the Marvel superhero cups?

Possible prototype:

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[โ€“] TragicNotCute 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Stick on shag carpet shoe soles. Bring the silence with you wherever you go.

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