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Shitty Million Dollar Ideas

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This is a place to pitch goofy million dollar ideas that you had in the shower, as you were falling asleep, or during a fever dream. Think of it is as shitty Shark Tank.

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The sound amplifying bed. A must have for the holidays. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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It's a mattress and bedframe combination that makes every movement significantly louder. Bolts are loosened and the sound of the springs binding is incredibly apparent.

After all who doesn't want to feel uncomfortable around the holidays when family members stay in your guest room?

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