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[–] buycurious 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks like someone just simply made a larger scaled lunchable pizza!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Thats exactly what it tasted like lol. A shitty lunchable

[–] checkforupdates 5 points 1 year ago

I thought the exact same thing!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That’s Ohio Valley style for you. We’ve got a place here in Akron called DiCarlo’s, which originated in Steubenville and has other locations in Pittsburgh and in Wheeling, WV, and was where the style was invented. The crust and sauce are baked first, then the rest of the toppings go on so the cheese is only beginning to melt when it’s served. It’s fine I guess, whatever, but definitely not my first choice (go go Detroit style)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Love DiCarlos! Mark & Philly’s is better though, in my opinion.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Never been, but I’ll have to give them a shot sometime. I like Rocco’s but I need to try some other local joints.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rocco’s was always the pizza schools would get us for pizza parties back in the day. If you do try Mark & Philly’s, try their medium crust AND a Sicilian pie :)

Edit- and their jojos!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That pizza is half eaten and the cheese still looks frozen.

Ain’t no fucking way that’s beginning to melt when it was served.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, can’t speak to how Beto’s does it, but DiCarlo’s does give it a bit more time. Not much, but more than nothing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you need to cook it yourself

[–] astanix 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ohio Valley style pizza... they cook the crust and sauce and then put the cheese and toppings on.

It's as bad as it sounds.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Omg I thought this was a joke but…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

but... why...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Some DiCarlo's pizza shops in the valley cook the pepperoni and at least some of the cheese on there. I think this style is great when done right. Or maybe that's just nostalgia talking

[–] astanix 2 points 1 year ago

I've had it from dicarlos in the valley and you can order it molten style which just means normal lol

[–] Kufflebuns 6 points 1 year ago

My wife's family fucking loves betos's, honestly loads of people love it here. I can't stand it. They will bake it if you ask them to, I just can't get past the chunky sauce.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The lunch lady at my elementary school wouldn't serve that

[–] meteotsunami 4 points 1 year ago

She at least cooked her rectangular abomination. This is like the cookie dough version of pizza but unlike cookie dough tastes like disappointment.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is without a doubt the worst pizza I have ever seen. At first I thought whoever took this picture was too drunk to cook a frozen pizza. Then I saw the comments saying its "ohio valley style" and I thought it was making fun of ohio and I was about say that ohio doesn't deserve that. But no its real. what the fuck?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Hold on did you order from Beto's Pizza or Pizza by Beto?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Does betos not even melt their cheese?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pittsburgh is not the Midwest, it's literally in a coastal state. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes Pennsylvania is a coastal state. Pittsburg is not a coastal city.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Cleveland, Detroit, and Chicago are coastal cities, but are way more midwestern than the Pitt

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