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I understand the “kick a dude’s ass and take their wallet” part, but not why we need the bike with gps prelude
I believe there's a quote by "Taco" in"Better call Saul" along the lines of "I love robbing criminals, because they never go to the cops"
The problem with criminals is they are often stupid enough to go to the cops.
It's to make sure the victim deserves it.
Lemmy needs an out of context quotes community.
Ah now it makes total sense!
i guess you really do suck then lol
Not as hard as your mom servicing hobos under the highway bridge
Seriously, it's just mugging. The bicycle part is a whole separate issue, if you do this you're just mugging people. Same crime, same potential legal consequences, same potential for getting a sharpened screwdriver in your kidney.
Kidney thing happened to you too, huh...
The bike thief is probably less likely to go to the police? Idk