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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Some woman on the internet said she would feel safer spending a night in the woods with a random bear rather than with a random man

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The scale is shark > bear > man > moose. Don’t fuck with moose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Large prey animals in general. I see a hippo im running

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Won't help, those fuckers go 30 mph. Usain bolt only managed 23 dot something for comparison

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean... on sight doesn't mean they're already chasing, the point is to avoid that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Don't make eye contact, don't attract attention, get the almighty fuck out.