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submitted 4 months ago by androidisking to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

My favourite is:

Them: We want less red in the pie chart. Fix that remote vulnerability.

Me: We don't even have that component enabled. It's reporting on a DLL file version, not the vulnerability itself.

Them: Just lower our vulnerability score.

(Me wondering if I deploying dozens of fully-patched systems would have the same proportional effect)