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Anon hates aluminum (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

You should sneak into his garage in the night and sabotage all his aluminum ingots by hitting them with a hammer until they crack. When he tries to break into your garage to get revenge, he'll break his hammer and hurt his wrist because iron ingots are superior in strength. That'll show him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wouldn't they just bend? Aluminum is very flexible.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

They'd bend a little but they would eventually crack if you bent them enough. Aluminum ingots don't bend like aluminum foil does.