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[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Nothing. Give me a million dollars a day I'll do any legal job there is. I'd retire after a day or seven depending on the job, but you could absolutely pay me enough to do any job.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Hi there, I represent a pharmaceutical company that has made a new penis removal procedure using groundbreaking new technology that only requires one pair of cheap blunt scissors instead of the usual expensive medical equipment. They are looking for test candidates and you seem like a perfect fit!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Doesn't really sound like a job but ok. I guess I also wouldn't do anything that would likely kill me. Like sherpa everest.

[–] Szyler 1 points 7 months ago

Blåhaj here I come!