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You randomly get a hold of your colleague's phone. It's unlocked. You don't mind being fired. What sounds do you set as his notification and ring tones? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 7 months ago by sir_pronoun to c/[email protected]

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I was thinking of something like the Duff Man theme and slapping sounds and moans, but I feel that Lemmy knows better.

(Obviously, I would start texting and calling him during the next meeting)

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[–] andrewta 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Find the most erotic moaning you can and change the ring tone for an incoming call. Bonus points if they are in the confessional booth at church when the phone goes off.