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[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Then tailbone, from when you try to awkwardly prop yourself up into a hybrid position.

[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Then neck again when you go prone.

Then back again when you hide in a box

snake? Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAKEE!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Sorry, Colonel. I am trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

But at least you'll get some nice hemorrhoids from sitting on the floor

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago