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[–] [email protected] 52 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Feeling sad from the debt you've racked up paying for digital clothes for your avatar in what can barely be described as a 'game'?

Welcome to Better Help, where you can pay us money to rapidly* connect you with a qualified* therapist who definitely won't leak all of your sensitive health information so that online ads can drain you of even more money and mental stability!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Tired of having your data stolen in ways that can be used by both corporations and governments to manipulate you? We at incogni can help you against both*. By utilizing the few remaining laws on data protection, you can pay us to send emails to hidden legal departments to express your wishes for them to follow your desire to not be targeted by invasive advertisers. While you can do that process yourself, goodluck finding the email address. Unfortunately you won't know if they complied until they get hacked by teens showing off and leak your data in the process.

Incogni, sometimes preventing both incels or gay internet catboys(for more information look up SeigedSec telegram") from uploading your personal data.

*governments can still determine every site you visit due to the default settings in DNS records leaking that data to your government controlled and logging ISP. If you are a US citizen they will also pay google for your data with your tax dollars . Please change your DNS resolver to Cloudflare or Quad9, it might even speed up your loading time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

First off, lol, but secondly and in fairness:

If you use something like incogni or ... aura? Aurora? Theres some second one now thats being widely promoted...

If you used one of these things to sort of mop up whatever data you have out there that private brokers have, and then followed your very good advice and used a different DNS system, along with an actual no log, obfuscated payment VPN...

That might actually result in what apparently we olds have known as basic online privacy.