Shirts That Go Hard

Keep in mind, at the time of The Noid, there were no smartphones and pagers had barely been overshadowed by flip-phones, while the internet was still a plaything with garish flashy sprites plastered across Geocities, Friendster, Altavista, etc., and NO one had any idea how to reliably ascertain how long a specific store would need to make your specific order on a specific shift and deliver it to a specific location, but all the competition seemed to hate the "less than 30 mins" idea and thus Dominoes ran with it. (The same guy also owned the Detroit Red Wings, so there's that)