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[–] Coreidan 33 points 6 months ago (3 children)

they're more trained than I am to handle the situation

Whoa bold assumption there bud. You might want to recheck your math on that one.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

In America you just stop by the next gas station and buy a ton of explosives and a machine gun with 30 filled magazines. Then you grab a jerrycan of gasoline and some lighters and the cashier wishes you a nice evening on your party.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

We don't have guns where I'm from, and I don't have a car. So I'm more likely to get myself killed.

No no I'm pretty sure the math maths out.

[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe he's in a country where that a fact. Here in the US I would rather get kidnapped myself than having my life in the hands of a local police department