Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. A showerthought should offer a unique perspective on an ordinary part of life.

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If life gives you a gator, should you make Gatorade? (jlai.lu)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/showerthoughts

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

When life gives you gators, don't make gatorade - make life take the gators back! Get mad! I don't want your damn gators, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson gators. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the gators. I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible gator that burns your house down!

[–] RyruGrr 6 points 7 months ago

You have been in stasis for 99999...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

First they'll chomp ya, then they'll explode!