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Filing bankruptcy over 11 million? Really? Doesn't seem like a lot for a big restaurant chain.
Well considering that I'm a "millennial" and literally not a single person I know has ever visited, requested, or mentioned Red Lobster as a restaurant choice... they might have deeper trouble than some shitty shrimp. Can't run a business forever when your largest potential market is 65+...
@wreckedcarzz @cyborganism
this is hilarious fellow millennial, because I just went to Red Lobster today and had a great time.
Of course this was the first time I've been in 20+ years so it's not like I'm a regular.