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Maybe you just need to get some sun (lemmy.world)
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[–] kadu 228 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[–] Strobelt 156 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

[–] homesweethomeMrL 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)

sigh

. . . Fine.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

shrugs

HMO, what can ya do?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

Have you tried getting more vitamin d?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

What did you just call them??

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago

getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician

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