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submitted 7 months ago by heartpatcher to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If you sit in the car and make engine noises for 13 hours you'd still be in my driveway! The adult mind cannot comprehend this.

[–] Entropywins 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

13 hours from now I'll still be on the couch...

[–] reflectedodds 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

If I sat in my car and made engine noises for 13 hours, I'd die from carbon monoxide poisoning. My adult mind cannot comprehend this.