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[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

More than likely the case. Most people don’t realize the things their brain hears and filters out because to do otherwise would be extremely overwhelming. And your mind tends to incorporate the physical world’s happenings into dreams. Hurt your foot? Something bit it in your dream, type stuff.

So yeah, most likely heard the answering machine going on, couldn’t understand the words so just made shit up along the way.