this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2023
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

For us it’s feet

Pet feet cannot outnumber human feet, full stop. Otherwise you lose control and are no longer in charge.

It’s a working theory but so far has been accurate.

[–] kenbw2 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see a couple of flaws

  1. Nobody who lives alone is allowed a pet
  2. If you have a toddler, in this rule that enables you to expand the number of pets, but I'd say a toddler adds to rather than eases the load
[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A person living on their own could have any number of fish, a single bird, any number of snakes, etc.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Drake pointing ^^

[–] Rineloi 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soooo, what about pet snakes?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

That’s a divide by zero issue. Snakes and fish don’t count against quota.