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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The full version is:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a thrown tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a poisoned tomato and live.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to use a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell someone on a tomato-based fruit salad.

"Hey, isn't salsa technically a tomato-based fruit salad?"

"Found the bard!"