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I can think of a hundred bigger crimes (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Alt Text: post that says dripping testosterone levels in men since 1980s is the biggest crime of the century.

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[–] essell 43 points 7 months ago (2 children)

As an effeminate male, I promise you I don't need masculinity to reproduce! 😁

[–] [email protected] 17 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But how are you at opening jars (the other benchmark for man)?!

[–] essell 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Better than my husband is at it. Still, we do own a battery powered jar opener for extreme situations. It's the end of civilization.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

THAT'S HOW THE ROBOTS WIN, YOU FOOL!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Under-cabinet jar openers are a great tool to have in the kitchen. They are effective and don't take up much space. However, they may leave marks on certain materials, so it's best to avoid using them on reusable water bottles.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago

I simply become outraged that the jar has dared to challenge my manhood and fling them against the wall to assert dominance.