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I asked Google Bard to rewrite the first five verses of the Bible using modern language and slang.

In the beginning, the chill was real. The whole universe was a giant ball of fire, And that was totally lit.

Then God was like, "Yo, this is whack." So he made a bunch of stuff, Like stars and planets and galaxies.

And then he was like, "This is tight." So he made Earth, And he put some plants and animals on it.

And then he was like, "This is lit AF." So he made humans, And he told them to chill out and enjoy the planet.

And that's how the world was created, According to the Bible. Peace out.