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[–] Anticorp 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I put a 1/4" layer of moisturizer on my hands before bed and then put gloves on. I can still open jars because of the testosterone.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Anticorp 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That... that's not how it works!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Don't listen to them, they're just a shill for big moisturiser!

[–] Sniatch 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You wear gloves when you sleep?

[–] Anticorp 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, when my hands are really dry during the winter. They're just cotton gloves made specifically for use with moisturizer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I could never do that. I aborre the feeling of moist skin touching cloth. Lotion on feet with socks is my nightmare.

[–] Anticorp 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I resorted to extreme measures when my hands were deeply cracked in a dozen places and getting blood all over my sheets.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Fair enough. I would probably suck it up and do it if it was that bad.

[–] Sniatch 2 points 9 months ago

Interesting. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You got a big guy called Lenny working for you?

[–] Anticorp 7 points 9 months ago

I did, but he pet the puppies too hard.