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Wait... it's all backdoors ? Always has been bro... (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by devilish666 to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 105 points 10 months ago (13 children)

There are two types of backdoors, the ones that were fixed and the ones we don't know about.

[–] LazaroFilm 27 points 10 months ago (2 children)

And the ones you leave for yourself to check during development and forgotten to close before release.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Shhh we don't talk about these !

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is why you should secure your own bureaucracy-bypassing backdoor with a long ass key (bonus point if you use pki instead of a simple static key).

[–] LazaroFilm 2 points 10 months ago

I just use the Konami code as a secret password.

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