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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 92 points 8 months ago (16 children)

"I just don't see how the whole bridge falls over that fast"

Bruh it is a ten million ton cargo ship bumping into it, do u think it's just gonna bounce off?

[–] thelasttoot 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bro, it's a trillion ton bridge. You're comparing a bug flying into a windshield and telling me the windshield should break. R u serious 4 real?

Huyuck. Sorry for that. But this is the kind of shit you're going to have to deal with. So you better have an answer for it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

"If I hit your kneecap with a hammer, I'm only taking out one support, but your hole ass is hitting the ground" seems like a good response

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