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[–] EnderMB 53 points 7 months ago (10 children)

Someone should make a ROM hack where Pokémon centres charge a game-world fee equivalent to what a person would pay for healthcare for serious injuries in the US, with insurance and loan sharks.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (8 children)

Do the rom hack right.

  • Toll roads everywhere. Paid each time you enter.
  • Pokemart is a monopoly and gouges you.
  • Arceusism is the state religion and others are barely tolerated.
  • Gyms are privatized and cost per attempt.
  • Pokemon sweatshops.
  • PC access is a freemiun model where you get the first 5 for free, but beyond that you have to pay for Pokestorage+ and pay monthly. Also pokes come out hating you so pretty sure they getting abused. And occasionally pokes get lost.
[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dont forget its a defacto state religion not dejure ... just to make it more infurating

[–] Sharkictus 3 points 7 months ago

In fact where it is dejure religion, nobody actually follows it or believes it.

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