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[–] Anticorp 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Dracula can't drink Coca-Cola though...

[–] Wizard_Pope 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ingesting anything other than blood makes him ill.

[–] 6mementomori 26 points 7 months ago

the cocaine fixes that

[–] SgtAStrawberry 1 points 7 months ago

Is it very very ill or like lactose intolerant ill?

[–] samus12345 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345 2 points 7 months ago

"You mean Brad's Drink? It von't be called Pepsi until next year, 1898. And no!"