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[–] ThePyroPython 113 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I once heard a wise old man at the pub urinals say "you never buy beer, you only ever rent it" before he proceeded to piss all over his shoes.

[–] SkybreakerEngineer 33 points 7 months ago

EA: and I took that literally

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

He was a prophet who appeared to bless you with his wisdom.

[–] Cryan24 1 points 7 months ago

If you're Danish. He gave you a free beer.